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Anonymous asked: "What song are you thinking about right now?"

The song i’m thinking about now is Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar, because that is what i am.

posted 6 months ago

If you are really stupid and not know what to ask, ill be so nice and help you.

posted 6 months ago

That was a very eventful Thanksgiving.

Never let a drunk man give you a lap dance.

Because that… might happen to you.

posted 6 months ago

What is Cassandra July thankful for?

The guy who made Vodka.

The guy who made my favorite pack of cigarettes.

The guy who made Chinese Take-Out.

The Take-Out guy for bringing me my Chinese.

The guy who created my favorite drink The Blood Mary.

Myself for making being alone look so damn hot.

And the one I’m most thankful for…..

The guy who made the cure for a hangover, because I’m going to have a big one in the morning.


ask-nybrody:

I feel like I should, I really hurt her.

You love her right?


ask-nybrody:

But I really don’t think it will seeing as she won’t even talk to me or give me the time of day.

Then make her give you the time of day Brody. Are you really just going to give up like that?


ask-nybrody:

Oh ok I guess I was just mainly thinking of just the dance in general and not other meanings of it.

Show her those emotions. The feelings that you have while doing the tango. I don’t want to hear that “It won’t work” crap and Go get your girl.


ask-nybrody:

I highly doubt she would want to learn from now..especially now.

I’m her teacher and i kinda can make her, but i didn’t mean it like that. Other than sex what does the Tango show? I taught you this so, you should know.


ask-nybrody:

I don’t think I need to just use my charm as it won’t help me this time..

Teach her how to tango.


ask-nybrody:

It is my fault, it does take two to tango. But it doesn’t matter now if I love her or not as I lost her and I don’t think I can get her back.

Don’t say that. Trust me, you can get her back. Just takes time and pain, but your charm will get her back. You won’t end up alone like someone i know..